…om att svara på frågorna

Vill ni veta någonting så fråga ugglan, heter det ju. Även om det kanske är menat mer som självironi i mitt fall, så är jag inte den som är den. Här kommer därför svaren på några av de frågor som lett besökare till min blogg den senaste månaden. Jag gissar att de blev aningens besvikna över att de inte hittade svaren de sökte, men det problemet är alltså härmed åtgärdat.

1. Fråga: När började man dricka glögg på jularna?
Svar: Klockan tre.

2. Fråga: Ska det vara apelsin- eller tomatjuice?
Svar: Ett glas chardonnay, tack.

3. Fråga: Vilka disneyfilmer redigeras till jul?
Svar: Alla. Hemvideos kommer möjligtvis undan det där med redigering men av Disney förväntar man sig väl ändå en proffsklippning.

4. Fråga: Hur äter man Boeuf Bourguignon?
Svar: Med kniv och gaffel.

5. Fråga: Vad får inte visas på julafton?
Svar: Vem som gömmer sig bakom masken.

6. Fråga: Kan man tvinga en ettåring att äta middag?
Svar: Klart man kan. Men det är inte i enlighet med barnkonventionen.

7. Fråga: Vad önskar sig en tvååring?
Svar: En Curious George-docka, en armbandsklocka och en ny pyjamas. Hoppas jag.

8. Fråga: Hur skär man pumpor?
Svar: Försiktigt.

9. Hur föder man barn i USA?
Svar: Man krystar.

10. Skrivit någon önskelista?
Svar: Är det inte lite sent för det nu?

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